Rules for Funny Home Improvement Story Contest

These are the Rules for the Funny Story Contest:

• Your story must be original and written by you. It must not be copied from some other person, another publication or another website.
  
• Enter as often as you like, but each entry must be a different story.
  
• The story length should be between 500 - 1,000 words.
  
• The story should be rated G for General Audiences. As you write, imagine that your local pastor, rabbi or priest will read it aloud in your church, temple or other place of worship.
  
• After submitting it below, you can give your story to anyone else or even publish it yourself as you see fit.
  
• But, once you submit your story here, it becomes my property. By submitting your story below, you grant me permission to use it forever without any compensation whatsoever. This allows me to publish the story on my website without creating any hassles between you and me.
  
• You fully understand that I may also republish your story at a future date in some other publication.
  
• I need you to give me your full name, city and state where you live and a valid email address so I can contact you to see if you want an EBook or a pass into my Premium website. All of your information will be private and I promise to never reveal it to anyone for any reason. Your name will not be used in the story unless you tell me to include it.  I respect your privacy!